It's about F'n time!

He's got friends in Trashy places...Where the yucca drowns and the 3-man chases the Drama away...He's 21 Today!!

So there I was on the way to the funeral home picking up Hedge in Raleigh to cart his ass to Fayetteville. We had plans to meet Sextion8 and other Trashers at B&B Lanes for some Thirsty Thursday bowling.

We arrive and start on the first of many $5.00 pitchers...We were joined by Smoov, Slave Driver, Love Slave and Just Sasha...Let the .29c games begin!!! We had a blast playing (and I kicked their asses). We all agreed that this was the most fun we've had in a LOOOOOONG time. Bowling alley closed at 11:30 so we headed across the street to Coaches to catch Paddy & Bill, and to celebrate Hedgie's birthday at the stroke of Midnight!!

Walk in I go straight to the bar and order two Jaeger Bombs, one for me one for the birthday boy...So at 12:01 I gave Hedgie his frist shot LEGALLY!!! Sextion was the last to buy him a beer as underage...He sat at the bar and drank free the rest of the night...Just Crystal bought him some shots and gave him a $150 on her bar tab, we finished that off with a round of shots, Jaeger Bombs, Royal Flushes & Kamikazi's...

Left the bar hopped in the back of Slave Driver's truck and headed to their house...The drive was almost cut short when we were being pulled over by "Fayetteville's Finest"...Love Slave told him she was just trying to get us home safe & sound (none of us could've drove anywhere)...We were released, no harm done...Get to the house and start drinking Box-O-Wine (great idea) and the drunk dialing began...Sorry to those we woke up on a "school night" and sorry to those we were to drunk to remember your number!!

I'm heading to DC in a few hours, Hedgie is hanging in Greensboro to party with the G-Spot & Trash crew for more birthday celebrating!!

Good to know he's finally legal, we love him

for hedgie: I know it's up to me...If you steal my sunshine