It's got to serve a purpose.

So have you ever seen something and thought "It's got to serve a purpose" ?

Single Wide and I were out to dinner a couple of weeks ago, and a lady at the table across from us had a full on mustache. It's one thing to have a "stray eyebrow" on your chin, but a FULL MUSTACHE. You have to think; Does this woman have friends? Does this woman have family? Does this woman own a mirror? Granted she was wearing a NASCAR jacket, but that does not justify her having a mustache. It would justify her having a pack of Marlboro Reds in her pocket, the scent of Budweiser on her breath, a brother named Bubba, but NOT a mustache.

So it got us thinking, does this mustache serve a purpose?

Perhaps she was jealous of her husband's goatee serving as a flavor saver, so she wanted one of her own.

Perhaps she gets chapped lips, and this serves as a sun shield during the summer.

Perhaps she has allergies and this catches dust & cat hair just before it enters the tender tissue in her nose.

Perhaps her husband likes the way it tickles when they kiss? (GAG)

I wish I knew where this lady lived, I would sneak a bottle of Nair and a magnifying mirror in her mailbox.

NOW - 2005

Now
We live in G-Vegas (Garner)
List of our Favorites NOW:
Color: Pink
Freaks: Midgets
Shitty Bar: Sidelines, McKinleys (The List could go On & On & On)
Drink: Whatever is on special (and Yager Bombs of course)
Group to hang with: Hashers
Cheap Entertainment: Karaoke (some things never change)
Hangover Food: Mexican (not always the BEST idea)
Decorating Item: We're now wishing we hadn't gotten rid of those stolen beer signs.

THEN - 1995

Then
We lived in G-Vegas (Greenville)
List of our Favorites:
Color: Purple & Gold
Freaks: Male Strippers
Shitty Bar: Texas Two Step
Drink: Zima
Group to hang with: The Fabulous Four
Cheap Entertainment: Karaoke
Hangover Food: Miami Subs (it does help if you're ordering from the floor)
Decorating Item: Christmas lights & stolen beer signs.