It's got to serve a purpose.
So have you ever seen something and thought "It's got to serve a purpose" ?
Single Wide and I were out to dinner a couple of weeks ago, and a lady at the table across from us had a full on mustache. It's one thing to have a "stray eyebrow" on your chin, but a FULL MUSTACHE. You have to think; Does this woman have friends? Does this woman have family? Does this woman own a mirror? Granted she was wearing a NASCAR jacket, but that does not justify her having a mustache. It would justify her having a pack of Marlboro Reds in her pocket, the scent of Budweiser on her breath, a brother named Bubba, but NOT a mustache.
So it got us thinking, does this mustache serve a purpose?
Perhaps she was jealous of her husband's goatee serving as a flavor saver, so she wanted one of her own.
Perhaps she gets chapped lips, and this serves as a sun shield during the summer.
Perhaps she has allergies and this catches dust & cat hair just before it enters the tender tissue in her nose.
Perhaps her husband likes the way it tickles when they kiss? (GAG)
I wish I knew where this lady lived, I would sneak a bottle of Nair and a magnifying mirror in her mailbox.
Single Wide and I were out to dinner a couple of weeks ago, and a lady at the table across from us had a full on mustache. It's one thing to have a "stray eyebrow" on your chin, but a FULL MUSTACHE. You have to think; Does this woman have friends? Does this woman have family? Does this woman own a mirror? Granted she was wearing a NASCAR jacket, but that does not justify her having a mustache. It would justify her having a pack of Marlboro Reds in her pocket, the scent of Budweiser on her breath, a brother named Bubba, but NOT a mustache.
So it got us thinking, does this mustache serve a purpose?
Perhaps she was jealous of her husband's goatee serving as a flavor saver, so she wanted one of her own.
Perhaps she gets chapped lips, and this serves as a sun shield during the summer.
Perhaps she has allergies and this catches dust & cat hair just before it enters the tender tissue in her nose.
Perhaps her husband likes the way it tickles when they kiss? (GAG)
I wish I knew where this lady lived, I would sneak a bottle of Nair and a magnifying mirror in her mailbox.
posted by Diddy @ 3/30/2005 04:34:00 PM
2 Comments:
At 4/14/2005 12:30 PM,
Jen14221 said…
My sister-in-law has a BEARD. There's no excuse for this. She married some rich dude and they go on trips to London and stay at the Ritz for 10 days at $650 per day so I say she can fucking afford some electrolisis (sp?)
My other sister-in-law also has serious facial-hair issues but does not have any $$ and still lives at home and has bad teeth. I still say go get some fucking Nair.
At 4/14/2005 12:30 PM,
Jen14221 said…
My sister-in-law has a BEARD. There's no excuse for this. She married some rich dude and they go on trips to London and stay at the Ritz for 10 days at $650 per day so I say she can fucking afford some electrolisis (sp?)
My other sister-in-law also has serious facial-hair issues but does not have any $$ and still lives at home and has bad teeth. I still say go get some fucking Nair.
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