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Trash invades Purgatory

So Sextion8 decided on Saturday it was a "good idea" to run a half marathon...I decided it was a good idea to go to work...After work I come home to a house full of hashers, watching comedy DVD's...We order pizza and continue to watch more comedy (That's some funny stuff I don't care who you are, GET R DONE)

After the show Sex8 and I think hummmmm why not drive up to Charlotte for their 3rd annual Goth Hash...So we contacted Shitty & Scabby and got directions to rendeveux with them at their new crib...We arrive and start getting gothed up (yes Sex8 knew it wasn't an ass clown hash)...Load up in the car and we're on our way an hour late...No worries the Charlotte clan waited on us...We were also pleased when we showed up and we weren't the last ones there, some one else was a half hour later than we were!!

The hash started in Elmwood cemetery, where apparently they have blood sucking ants...Somehow these ants managed to work their way up my boot, through my fishnets, and back down my boot before they started biting me...Fuckers...We were then privy to a "got dance lesson" by none other than Goth DamnIt...He showed us such moves as "kick the baby" "Woe is me" "move the cobwebs" among others...The hares then led us to the first beer stop, I went immediately to the restroom removed my boots and killed the THOUSANDS of ants that were nesting inside...OUCH

Second bar seemed to be a meeting place for Polo & Abercrombie models...They LOVED US! Serioulsy ;)

Our final stop was at Purgatory...I was a little iffy about this place we had checked the website and thought there is no way we'll fit in here...Well it was the first place all night that we felt like we belonged! Still it was a shock to my system...There were many freaky costumes, a blind guy, I even ran into a fellow G-spotter Just Eli...There was even a girl on stage dancing with a "Trash" belt buckle on...Sex8 Tried to trade her with his trash shirt...She took the shirt but didn't trade...Instead she snuck to the back then returned wearing the trash shirt cut up and HOOKERED up! The picture I took of it was to dark, but it was awesome believe me!!

Many beers & many Redbull/Vodka's later the show took an ugly turn...The last thing I remember was one of the dancers licking a section of (what looked like) intestine...I was pretty wasted at this point and rounded up the crowd so we could head home...We got in the car I made Scabby stop in the middle of the road so I could open the back door and puke...Short detour for breakfast at Waffle House then back to the crib we went...

Scabby mentioned the show being cool until the RAPE SCENE! (I don't remember that)...

Sunday morning we headed back to Greensboro so I could go to work and Sex8 could catch his ride back to Fayetteville for Trash...I looked like someone had beaten the shit out of me...The dark make up from the night before had smeared all over my eyes, great look for work...I was covered in glitter, and had fake blood on my arm...Needless to say I got some curious looks from co-workers on Sunday...I just said "Ummm, just a good night out on the town"

Wastin Time w/ Boozie

Stolen from Boozie who stole from The Muse who stole it from Ms. Meh:

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (name of first pet + street you live on): Baby Regents Park

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandmother's/father's first name + favorite snack): Louise Chip or Mildred Chip

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (first word you see on your left + favorite restaurant): Lucky Moe's

4. YOUR SOCIALITE NAME: (silliest childhood nickname + first place where you partied): Caseymae Lake Artesia

5. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial + first three letters of your last name): C-May

6. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite animal + name of high school): Dog Union

7. YOUR BAR-FLY NAME: (last snack food you ate + your favorite drink): Chip Jaeger Bomb

8. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name + street where you first lived): Bryan Wildcat

9. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (favorite candy + favorite musicians last name): Reese Shinoda

10. YOUR OPPOSITE SEX NAME: (name of [opposite sex] last friend that you commented + cell phone company you use): My name would've been the same Casey Bryan had I been born a boy...But for the sake of the quiz: Matt Cingular

11. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name+ last 3 letters of mothers middle name /+/ first 3 letters of your pets name + first 3 letters of the town you live): Mayjea Samgre

And I agree with Boozie that was kind of gay...And today is the first day I "attempted" to catch up on blogs while at my new job...Oh well while the bosses are away the Diddy will play!

DC Red Dress - 2005

After last year's Red Dress I didn't think anything would out-do it...WELL I WAS WRONG...

Friday morning started out with Hedgie and I waking up (hungover) and heading to Greensboro...Then the waiting began...Thing 1 was the first to arrive, then calls from Curry saying he was up the street stopped for lunch...The original plan was to leave around 2:00...That plan was crushed when Sextion called at 2:00 he was just leaving Fayetteville...I spent the next two hours giving him directions, trying to find Titanic's ride a rego, and packing, and showering, and getting ready to go...Finally we get on the road around 4:30 en route to pick up NSSB....

Things took a dirty turn in Charlottesville...We pick up Bob and my car starts shaking (blew a spark plug I knew what was wrong it happened before)...We evenly distributed the weight in the car, and shook our way onto DC...I wasn't concerned about us getting THERE but getting home might've been an issue...

We finally arrive in DC around 10:00 and promptly start drinking...Single Wide was way ahead of me, I think she went to bed three times and woke up to drink more, finally going down for good around midnight...3-man, pass the pigs, drunk driver, asshole and other games helped us get caught up...We were then surprised when Titanic showed up (he was supposed to be there on Sat)...But they called Gufer into a circle and made him a birthday cake (and by MADE i do not mean they baked him one, they MADE him a birthday cake)...They poured milk, flour and eggs on top of him, he was a good sport, and anyway that's what he gets for trying to keep his birthday a secret!!

Saturday morning started very slow for most of us (late night ugh)...I headed to the auto shop to see if I could get my car worked on, but was greeted by a number of MORONS...So I just went to the parts store and bought a spark plug...Then back to the house to get everyone in their dresses for the day...With everyone ready we loaded up for our trip to the metro station...I was lucky enough to get to ride in the "Shaggin Wagon" It was awesome, when I grow up I want one of those for myself!!

We hit the Metro Stop and are greeted by some of the DC hashers, Boozie, SMAC, WEEEEEEE! and others...On-On to the metro, I think we scared some of the locals, the looks on their faces were priceless!!

We get to the start, register, and let the drinking begin...However we had been drinking before thanks to Bob and his "Box-O-Wine Boobs" (gotta love Sunset Blush)....Pretty soon the place was swarming with people in red, it was awesome!! The weather was great the company was even better...I got to see some folks I had not seen in a shile, Menage-A-Todd, Hershey, Udder Ho, and many others...Next up was the beer stop, we got a nice scenic tour of Georgetown then hit the bar, small bar slow staff, but still a great time...Then back on trail, to the on-in...

On-In was perfect location...Very large, dance-floor, food, and booze who could ask for more??? Sextion and I found the perfect way to request a song...Just start singing at the top of your lungs "Oh Baby You...You got what I need" started out just him & I next thing you know 30 people around us are singing as well...THEN the next song the DJ put on, you got it...EarShot and I tried to do some Whoosh impressions...Now it's time to head back to the house...Big thanks to Dinky & Wyked for putting us up and putting up WITH US!!

Sunday AM Cockachino begins work on my car, I owe him more than you can ever imagine...The car managed to get back to NC with out a single sputter!!

That is about all I can remember right now...If I think of anything else I will update it...
Thanks to the Crystal Coast crew for the fun & memories...You guys are awesome and I am grateful to have you all as friends!!

**And I was right Single Wide wore the same dress (3years and running)

It's about F'n time!

He's got friends in Trashy places...Where the yucca drowns and the 3-man chases the Drama away...He's 21 Today!!

So there I was on the way to the funeral home picking up Hedge in Raleigh to cart his ass to Fayetteville. We had plans to meet Sextion8 and other Trashers at B&B Lanes for some Thirsty Thursday bowling.

We arrive and start on the first of many $5.00 pitchers...We were joined by Smoov, Slave Driver, Love Slave and Just Sasha...Let the .29c games begin!!! We had a blast playing (and I kicked their asses). We all agreed that this was the most fun we've had in a LOOOOOONG time. Bowling alley closed at 11:30 so we headed across the street to Coaches to catch Paddy & Bill, and to celebrate Hedgie's birthday at the stroke of Midnight!!

Walk in I go straight to the bar and order two Jaeger Bombs, one for me one for the birthday boy...So at 12:01 I gave Hedgie his frist shot LEGALLY!!! Sextion was the last to buy him a beer as underage...He sat at the bar and drank free the rest of the night...Just Crystal bought him some shots and gave him a $150 on her bar tab, we finished that off with a round of shots, Jaeger Bombs, Royal Flushes & Kamikazi's...

Left the bar hopped in the back of Slave Driver's truck and headed to their house...The drive was almost cut short when we were being pulled over by "Fayetteville's Finest"...Love Slave told him she was just trying to get us home safe & sound (none of us could've drove anywhere)...We were released, no harm done...Get to the house and start drinking Box-O-Wine (great idea) and the drunk dialing began...Sorry to those we woke up on a "school night" and sorry to those we were to drunk to remember your number!!

I'm heading to DC in a few hours, Hedgie is hanging in Greensboro to party with the G-Spot & Trash crew for more birthday celebrating!!

Good to know he's finally legal, we love him

for hedgie: I know it's up to me...If you steal my sunshine