Weekend In Review

Friday July 8: "Welcome to our L notice there is no POO in it please keep it that way"
Friday started with EarShot meeting me in Raleigh to help load some of my sh*t and move it to Greensboro. We arrived unloaded and did our cardio (about 800 times up & down the stairs). We finished then hung out until Silence came home...We waited and waited and waited and finally Chef Dunkin showed up...While waiting for dinner to cook, Nex, Bulbous & Silence shared some of their kickboxing moves, GREAT SHOW!...Dunkin is a master grill chef, we had chicken and steak and grilled corn on the cob YUMMY YUMMY...After dinner we decided to hit the pool over at Nex's house, we grabbed the beers and off we went...We tried to re-enact the hand stand competition, but smoov was to short and his feet wouldn't stick out of the water...So we played a little pool-side 3-man instead...All of this chlorine filled fun was cut short when Buck decided to "drop some kids off"...Everyone outta the pool! By this time the beer cooler was empty, so we did a beer run and back to Nex's for some fun...The night ended with a game of spin the "mini airplane bottle"...And Buck's cousin writing Whoosh a love letter...
Question of the night: "Do you have a girlfriend?"

Saturday July 9: "Drinking with the fishes"
The crew met at Lowe's parking lot on Wendover...Hares away, but wait NO FLOUR...What's that a Penske truck with Whiner driving? Whiner forced us all into the back of the truck and away we went...It was 200 degrees in the back of that truck, we were sweating like Mexicans (OK that was just Uno Queero)...Whiner finally dropped us off and away we went...Trail had a NY / Italian theme, and was also a scavenger hunt...Uno Queero, MC and EarShot were kidnapped at the start and we had to find them on trail, we also had to find Money, Fire Hats, Footballs, Baseballs, and there was even a HOT DOG STOP! Sa-weet...Make sure you don't lay trail on an old lady's property who owns a 38, she said she would have no problems using us guys for "target practice"...Trail ended, we circled, LOTS of down-downs were had...Just Marc was named: Catcher in the Guy/Rye/Eye? one of those (really wish he got named Jared's Kids, but we were beat 13 to 15)...Whiner then Hi-jacked us and took us to MC's for a little Skinny Dipping (see above pic!)...On-After at Buck and BB's for some REAL NY Pizza...We were supposed to have Linguine & Clam Sauce but "allegedly" it was kidnapped...After dinner we decided to get all dolled up and hit The Clubhouse...Great time!! We even drank the bar out of specials: PBR - check, JELLO SHOTS - check, YAGER - check...There are many highlights from the evening: Whoosh being asked in the bathroom if she was on cocaine, Titanic getting kicked out of the bar for no apparent reason...So I grabbed him and walked him home, thanks to Nex my SAVIOR! For picking us up half way back...Last call - back to Buck & BB's for drinking games and Gymnastic Olympics...I believe Silence won in the Split competition, and Dunkin in Round Offs...The night ended with Moremen giving PP a Cialis (Whorenado commented "Well at least he won't fall out of bed"...However when I left PP was spooning with Shitty (Pictures coming soon)...
FOR SURE THIS WAS THE BEST $8.00 event I've ever been to
Question of the night: "Have you ever pissed in a camp chair?"

Sunday July 10: "The Spooge is back in town"
After breakfast at the Buck & BB Bed & Breakfast, Nex, Silence and I hopped in the car and headed to Fayetteville for some Trash-like behavior...We were followed by "Grandma" Gufer, and Titanic T-bag (who graciously showed us a FLYING SQUIRREL)...We show up and are greeted by not ONE but TWO Uno-Queeros, it was a Mini-me of NighTrain, the girls were going wild!...There were also a ton of virgins, I was given one to be in charge of his "Drunk Trasher" and to teach him three things...I gave him some good items to learn, unfortunately during circle when they were asking what they learned, mine was over to the side puking his guts out...We end up at Fat Daddy's and it's time to start heading home...Titanic was hiding from Gufer he didn't want to leave...
Question of the day: "Did you see Diddy's juggling act?"