How to make love like a REDNECK!
Ok so upon reading recommendations from Boozie and The Muse I purchased Jenna Jameson's book "How to make love like a Porn Star"...I have finished reading Book I and this is what I've learned so far: 1. Date a Tattoo Artist 2. Get Raped by Tattoo Artist's Uncle 3. Be a Stripper 4. Cheat on your Tattoo Artist Boyfriend, with a chick (or 2) and 5. Be a Nude Model...I am not completely sure I want to Make Love Like a Porn Star, but the book is a great read (so far).
On a totally different note...Whoosh and I cooked dinner for the G-spot crew last night...We totally did it REDNECK STYLE!! We had two "flavors" of Hamburger Helper (they all taste the same) and Tater Tots...Appetizers were cut up hotdogs on tooth picks and potato chips...And for dessert Moon Pies! We also served them a bottle of the best twist top wine, Boones Farm STRAWBERRY HILL (March was a very good month)! And this redneck feast wouldn't have been complete without a 12 pack of PBR!
I think everyone enjoyed our dinner. Buck & BB will be eating Hamburger Helper for DAYS! I guess FIVE boxes was to much for the 9 of us to complete!
On a totally different note...Whoosh and I cooked dinner for the G-spot crew last night...We totally did it REDNECK STYLE!! We had two "flavors" of Hamburger Helper (they all taste the same) and Tater Tots...Appetizers were cut up hotdogs on tooth picks and potato chips...And for dessert Moon Pies! We also served them a bottle of the best twist top wine, Boones Farm STRAWBERRY HILL (March was a very good month)! And this redneck feast wouldn't have been complete without a 12 pack of PBR!
I think everyone enjoyed our dinner. Buck & BB will be eating Hamburger Helper for DAYS! I guess FIVE boxes was to much for the 9 of us to complete!
posted by Diddy @ 6/23/2005 11:42:00 AM
3 Comments:
At 6/24/2005 10:05 AM,
Anonymous said…
You two dont have a good history of borrowing things from each other. You will borrow it, sit down to start reading it, then she will throw up on you while your reading it and say
"well, it was "my" book"?
At 6/24/2005 10:17 AM,
Darcey said…
SW - Maybe you'll be lucky enough to get the pass-on copy from me to VK when she's done reading it. It'll probably be a while before she gets it back to me, anyway, so why not let a fellow hasher take part in the knowledge of porno sex?
At 6/27/2005 8:59 AM,
Anonymous said…
I finished it this weekend! SOOOO good. I laughed a lot, cried a lot and learned a lot about the porn-industry.
And once you get to the end, you'll see how the title is very fitting. Enjoy!
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