Bachelorette Party!

Well we all made it home safe and sound. The weekend was a blast! I especially hope our bachelorette, PT enjoyed herself. We started off on Friday, drinking EXCESSIVE amounts of beer, jolly-rancher drinks, pizza and playing Sexual trivia. The ST game was from the 80's so it was kind of funny reading the questions. Saturday some of us hit the beach, and some of us hit the outlet malls.

Dinner at DICKS was a blast. They gave us all paper condom hats with funny things written on them: Cinco Carpenter's Dream, Flat as a board and easy to lay. Charly I couldn't get laid if I crawled up a chicken's ass. PT If dick's had wings, my mouth would be an airport. CC Dogs won't even hump me. Single Wide I go down easier than power windows. And mine The health dept. Closed my legs. Food was good, booze was good!

We headed back to the condo for our Bachelorette to open her gifts. She got lots of goodies. A Kama Sutra book, a lover's bathtub game, and some sexy lingerie! From there we called a cab, and ended up with an awesome driver, DAVE! He took us to The Master's a strip club with a female side and a male side. We started on the female side, with our bachelorette game list and started playing. Some of the items on the list: say "hey sexy" to 10 strangers (EASY). Get a piggy back ride (not as easy but DONE). Get a free drink from a bartender (CC got this one with a cup of sugar water with lemons). Write your phone number on the wall of a bathroom stall, DONE. Get a man to put money down your bra, DONE. After we'd seen all the boobies we could stand, we headed over to the male side for a little TUBE STEAK. On the way there was a limo with the trunk open, SW & CC grabbed a couple of beers out of their cooler. We stowed away in the bathroom and drank these, so we missed the male strippers.

On-On to Revolutions a hot dance club. We danced and drank for hours! Charly somehow worked her way up into the DJ booth, and called DIDDY out over the loud speaker.

All in all a great weekend! I hope we gave PT a weekend to remember.